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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler Is sex slavery a myth? Sex slavery, also called “white slavery,” is quite real. In some parts of the world, raptio and bride kidnapping is even an enculturated practice. In many cultures ranging from … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler do you speak chicken talk? “Chicken talk” is a term used to signify a topic of discussion deemed taboo. However, for nearly 60 years, a physician from Wiedenau, Germany, Dr. Erich Baeumer has been … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler last night i had a dream that im about to have sex with this girl i like, but as soon as i put my dick in her, her pussy started instantly bleeding. what does … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler Does the pope shit in the woods? The phrase “does the Pope shit in the woods?” is one of obscure origin, nonetheless, it was first widely disseminated in the cult film by Joel and … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler why does she keep farting on me? In the wake of the Visigoth sack of Rome in 410 CE, St. Augustine of Hippo wrote the treatise De Civitate Dei contra Paganos, “The City of … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler why do my bananas rot quicker than my roommates? You may have left out a significant apostrophe from your question differentiating a query about your roommate’s rotting carcass or the bananas belonging to your … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler Is soy milk a suitable replacement for baby blood in Satanic ritual? In the New Testament, Jesus, referred to as the good shepherd, will ‘separate the goats from the sheep.’ From this, Christianity adopted … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler Why do girls pee out of their butts? Girls pee out of their butts because they do not have a penis. During gestation, human embryos are in a state of bipotential, yet sex chromosomes … Continue reading

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Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler so i’ve been a little constipated recently. this morning, i finally was able to take dump, and when i looked back in the toilet i noticed one of the turds seemed to have mold … Continue reading

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