high waisted anything…
high waisted pants are finally socially acceptable for men… time to cop a pair of 501s, if you don’t have the balls to wear ’em high, buy them a size too small so they only fasten when the waist is at your belly button, then you have no choice.
the whole urban malitia / shellshocked vietnam vet look is pretty much hear to stay. camo is still pretty much uncalled for. think earth tones. faded w/ yellow armpits. looks best with blood stains and holes/rips. if you had an uncle who killed himself shortly after Vietnam, your dad probably still has the contents room he rented at the YMCA right before he pulled the trigger. chances are all of his clothes looked like this, find them, steal them, and wear them… don’t tell your dad, cus chances are your shitty girlfriend will steal them from you in about six months.
buy an ill fitting suit, nothing modern, nothing shiny, nothing synthetic.. take your older brother to the tailor, and have them tailor it to fit him. bury it in the woods for a few months… dig it up, rinse it out, but don’t use soap, soap is a bit of a luxury only available to the upper classes. cut some buttons off, find some shitty buttons that don’t match or really work with the button holes, sew them in place, re cut the button holes to fit if needed. if your feeling extra jazzy, make a button yourself, be creative, use an old teddy bears eye, or carve it out of a piece of driftwood (make sure it looks like a button though, if it looks to weird your gonna end up looking like your from japan). wear this suit everyday. buy two or three button up non-dress shirt, non patterened shirts… not white maybe cream that used to be white, but not white. if you feel like you must wear a tie, the only rule here is that it can’t be from a store (thrift stores count!) get an old table cloth, some thread (does not need to match nothing jazzy though) cut the table cloth into a long strip (double the distance from your neck to your dick) that is about 4 inches wide, fold the sides towards the middle with a slight taper and sew it together… tie it around your neck in a single windsor, and never untie it and wear it every day..
Ireland, the 14 year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, got this Lil Wayne birthday cake.
While only Martin and a select few may find this headline funny, I will say something about this whole situation.
I wanna take a second and blame “no re-entry” for this co-ed going missing (that is if this isn’t balloon boy type hoax). Fuck no re-entry. I don’t know if this girl kept her stub or what the problem was, but I can only imagine how much sass she got from security at the arena trying to get back in and meet up with her friends. These dick-bags sent her out into the night under rape bridge to get abducted and they will blame her friends before blaming security (who is almost always wrong).
The real reason this girl is ghost
The typical metal fan and sicko would probably say some negative shit about how “she shouldn’t have left alone” and “she deserved it”.
Can someone ask devourment for an official statement?
Normally I might too, but she’s not terrible looking and was last seen wearing a Pantera shirt so I’m kinda taking her side here.
I’m glad Kirk Hammett made commented on behalf of Metallica, because anything coming from Lars or Hetfield would sound lame and insincere. I’m pretty sure Trujillo can’t put 3 english words together so there’s no way he’s making a statement of any kind.
Bottom line: fuck the arenas, fuck security, and fuck no re-entry. I hope they find the girl alive, because it would be depressing that her last moment would be almost seeing Metallica.
things i learned last night….
not all wu tang members are created equally
Curren$y smokes about $200 worth of weed a day
Dame owns an art gallery. (said this ten times)
Edan has a new album/mixtape type of thing coming out in a week or so, called “echo party” a must cop.
It is always funny to me when someone claims another person went and “got strong”
dudes that go to Morehouse are likely to have a mustache!?
U-God might be a blood.
trying to ride the subway drunk and high is not a good idea, next time im taking a cab.
i have a soft spot for southern rappers with punch lines, NH.
these days when i smoke herb… i get weird.
dudes that just got out of shitty relationships throw around the term “good looking”
A 30+ man with a 23 year old female “personal assistant” better be at least getting a taste every now and then…