My boyfriend and I just started getting serious and he wants me to go on birth control. I hear there are a lot of side effects from other girls at my high school and it sort of scares me to mess with my hormones. What’s the best form of contraception?
-Mia from Buffalo, New York
First things first, you should probably break the news to your boyfriend that he’s gay. There’s only one contraception that works 100% and as a straight man, he would know about it; it’s called ‘anal or nuthin’. Best of luck to you.