Monthly Archives: March 2010

I’ll see you in the front row.

In the realm of Weedsteeler nights at the movies, there are truly no limits. From shirtlessness to flash photography to heckling to throwing rubber snakes to throwing drinks to throwing wallets at the screen to screaming White Zombie lyrics for 90 minutes to walking in 45 minutes late it can be said that when Weedsteeler goes en masse to the movies you will have the time of your life (ruined). That said, get ready for this new retarded action flick.

It stars every aggro motherfucker ever with some exceptions. Actually, the only exception is that fucking Robocop isn’t in it. The dialogue may suck so bring “Fallen Angel of Doom” on your walkman. Get amped, break glass, lift weights and fist yourself. Go see The Expendables on August 13th. I’ll be down front power lifting. Hail Satan and fuck everything else.

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THIS WEEK IN SEE I TOLD YOU SO: FOOD ART IS TRENDING

THANKS TO SIGHT UNSEEN FOR PROVING IM NOT A PSYCHO!

BASICALLY THIS BOOK IS INSANE!

HERE IS A LINK TO AMAZON SO YOU CAN COP….

HER IS Β LINK TO S U’S INTERVEIW WITH THE AUTHOR AND SOME IMAGES FROM THE BOOK

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HATIN ON ME WILL MAKE YOUR SITUATION WORSE

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Dear Weed$teeler

Please submit all questions at http://www.formspring.me/weedsteeler

so i’ve been a little constipated recently. this morning, i finally was able to take dump, and when i looked back in the toilet i noticed one of the turds seemed to have mold on it! i have not been able to find any info on this topic online! help!!!!!!!!!

First, I must commend you on a very acute and perspicacious nature to distinguish mold on your stool from any other undigested or partially digested organic matter of a high dietary fiber content. For starters, human feces is constituted to a large extent by expelled dead bacteria from the gut flora, digestion by-products and undigested material, and is colored by bile and bilirubin. It should be noted that flora of the human gut consists primarily in a core of different bacteria, however there are types of fungus that play key roles as well, most of them being different yeasts such as Candida and Saccharomyces. Nonetheless, other types of fungus instrumental in digestion include Aspergillus and Penicillium, both of which are molds. Aspergillus, is a common disease causing genus of fungus. The diseases are collectively known as Aspergillosis and are often comorbid with immune system compromising diseases such as AIDS. An Aspergilloma, that is a “fungus ball” of a variety of body cavities can effect the gastrointestinal tract. This could be what you are seeing.

So the local gays have been using girls to instigate orgies with straight men. how do you get head from two girls but avoid having the homosexual touch you?

Zip-ties and a weapon.

Will joining the Navy turn me gay?

When ships were powered by the wind and sailors were at sea for stretches of many months without women, the stereotype of the gay sailor was born. This lacking of a heterosexual libido release allegedly became manifest in a homosexual manner. Yet is there any truth to this stereotype?

Homosexuality is believed to occur primarily from natural events, that is, certain hereditary and hormonal factors. Notably, in 2008, significant research suggested brain symmetry was linked with sexual orientation. Yet, in addition to natural factors, some contextual ones are also alleged to play a role. Social constructs within a culture can inhibit or facilitate homosexuality. One’s latent homosexual urges may be confused or discouraged in a social setting that is not accepting. Within a society that has a negative view of homosexuality, an enterprise that has a tradition for harboring gays will be likely to attract them. Further, a high concentration of males (many Naval vessels are not outfitted for women, and the highest ratio is 1:5) is still a context that will raise the incidence of homosexuality. While joining the Navy alone will not turn you gay, it may help you find your inner homo.

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MY NEXT FRAGRANCE COP


Can someone point me towards a retailer in NYC that stocks this exquisite fragrance?

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DRUG TOPICS aka WHOLE HOG

just picked up the edition of 1000 from our printers.

it is available for pick up in nyc starting tonight, and will be available in columbus next weekend at milk bar used kids L.O.D. embassy lady bird Β sole classics and wexner center shortly there after.

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This week in vandalsim…

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