ATTN: HIPSTERS: YOUR NEW BEER HAS ARRIVED: COLT 45 IN A CAN

i never understood why grubby hipsters always thought pabst blue ribbon was so cool.i never understood why there was such brand loyality. i never understood why people who are supposed to be smart enough to not act like a lamb being lead to slaughter would shill to a corporation so unabashedly, as this group of  poorly dressed liberal post graduates do. anyways we all know if its big in nyc it takes mmmm about three to four seasons before columbus has seen it on enough blogs and in enough magazines to understand it…except in the case of weedsteeler staff who have generally  been 7 seasons ahead of london…but enough about “WE” …. lets talk boooooze

all that being said…this weekend i witnessed some new developments in the world of  post-ironic trend beer. colt 45 in a can.

it was being served at the rogan party for the noho design district thing that our friends sight unseen had a hand in……and also in the pollock infested neighborhood greenpoint at the silver apples show….both very trendy events on opposite spectrums…..

so i suggest you guys drop the blue ribbon and be early adopters

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6 responses to “ATTN: HIPSTERS: YOUR NEW BEER HAS ARRIVED: COLT 45 IN A CAN

  1. fat gay chinese

    there have been numerous free colt 45 events in columbus in the past 2 years including the bum shuffle bike races. and they have been advertising with vice for a while.

  2. arts editor

    im sure you know our stance on bicycles adn that magazine……
    not on our radar….

  3. zippered pee hole

    I only drink beer that has animals on the label

  4. Ben

    I certainly miss the Stroh’s 15 pack found in Columbus. Too much Pabst in LA as well.

  5. end times prophet

    king cobra

  6. Hotmess

    Strawberry Wine Coolers!!!

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