WEED$TEELER PRESENTS: SUCKS TO BE YOU – GULF COAST EDITION

How the ultimate BP Gulf disaster could kill millions – Helium

“…The ultimate Gulf disaster, however, would make even those historical horrors pale by comparison. If the huge methane bubble breaches the seabed, it will erupt with an explosive fury similar to that experienced during the eruption of Mt. Saint Helens in the Pacific Northwest. A gas gusher will surge upwards through miles of ancient sedimentary rockβ€”layer after layerβ€”past the oil reservoir. It will explode upwards propelled by 50 tons psi, burst through the cracks and fissures of the compromised sea floor, and rupture miles of ocean bottom with one titanic explosion….

The burgeoning methane gas cloud will surface, killing everything it touches, and set off a supersonic tsunami with the wave traveling somewhere between 400 to 600 miles per hour”

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3 responses to “WEED$TEELER PRESENTS: SUCKS TO BE YOU – GULF COAST EDITION

  1. brandon

    Isn’t this a Dismal song?

  2. andrew marc

    They need a new song about Travis’ recent wedding.

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