After sending the above message, I was alerted that “ClamSlam” was viewing my profile. I then initiated the following conversation via the built-in instant messaging (length warning):
Filed under livin' la vida loca, sexual harassment, skeleton touching, weedsteeler.com, white girls
Tagged as ruining okcupid
I think she is that woman who was attacked and disfigured by a chimp.
dude i saw that chimp lady on oprah or something. what a trainwreck.
BTW Andy I’m pretty sure this can turn into a book deal.
Andy, this is the girl for you. This is the new Junxo.
also…at least the 2nd girl to assume that you are a god. unreal
she deleted her profile today. that makes 2.
Shoulda got her address, send her some hair. You are the new white god.
Does that mean Varg is going to make an album about me?
Correction: after reviewing my message history, six girls have deleted their accounts after I contacted them.
Dude you pretty much have that shit on lock. She’s saying mad rApmetal things to win your affection but be yourself and not rapmetal back. Unless she’s fat
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