Fuck baseball…

only death is real. If you watched the Hall of (SH)ame game on tv last night, you had to have felt cheated (as usual). Unbeknownst to me, the SAUNA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS were going on. In America, if you go into the sauna you run the risk of getting a Craigslist ad written about you or meeting the naked photographer. In Europe… you may die. Sports til the end.

HELSINKI — The two finalists in Finland’s annual World Sauna Championships were rushed to hospital before the competition ended Saturday evening and the Russian contestant died, organisers said.

The “Russian competitor has died in (the) Sauna World Championships,” the head of the competition Ossi Arvela said in a statement.

He added that the Finnish finalist had been taken from the competition location in Heinola, 138 kilometres (86 miles) north of Helsinki, further south to a hospital in the larger city of Lahti for treatment.

He told AFP that the two finalists were Russian Vladimir Ladyzhensky and Timo Kaukonen of Finland.

Kaukonen won last year’s championships and Ladyzhensky had also figured among the favorites ahead of Saturday’s meet, in which participants were asked to withstand a sweltering 110 degrees Celsius (230 degrees Fahrenheit) for as long as possible.

The “event was interrupted immediately after the accident. (The) competition organisation grieves these sad events,” Arvela said.

Police launched an investigation, he said, insisting that “all the rules were followed” and that all the contestants had undergone medical checks before the competition began.

According to Finnish news agency STT, the contest was cut short after about six minutes, and when the doors were opened, both finalists collapsed.

One witness told the news agency they had both suffered serious burns, but Arvela could not confirm the information.

The world championships in sauna sitting have been held in Heinola since 1999, and this year’s event drew 135 contestants from 15 different countries.


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