Pre-season is under way and I’m jonesin’. These games are shit but it fills that void. It’s like having to watch the Bills play the Lions but it is football. I’ll watch. Fuck it. Anyhow, I’m going to bust it down with some quick season end picks. I don’t recall how well I did last year but hopefully I remember to check at the end of the year after all we are the finest news source in America. My teams are in order of who wins the division and who is garbage.
AFC East- All coaches are slobs division. I kinda think the first three are capable of winning the division. Tough call.
AFC North- Also known as the Rape, Fight and Die division. Ravens are going to be real tough.
AFC South- Do we have fans division? Colts are the no brainer. Texans will clinch a wild card. Everyone else fails.
AFC West- The no-challenge division. Despite his faith, Tim Tebow sucks and is not the next coming of Christ.
NFC- East- Anyone could win division. I’m feeling the Cowboys will do it this season.
NFC North- Polish sausage stuck in the lining of my heart division. Pack show up the geezer. Vikes will clinch a wild card. Cutler throws more picks than Lebron throws games.
NFC South- Two domes and some other losers division. Falcons will clinch a wild card.
NFC West- Less fans than a mosque on Broadway division. 49ers finally get it together to win the division, as if there were any competition.