Weedsteeler presents: Columbus Murder Epidemic Week

As any of our “Loyal” readers already knows, The weedsteeler staff, has had an abnormal amount of coverage on the current “Murder Epidemic” in Columbus Ohio.  I am sure our readers are asking themselves “why do these jokers keep writing about these stupid murders?  all we want is weird animated gifs and unlistenable internet rap…”.  Well i honestly could not answers such a confusing question, and i don’t know if i agree with shining a light onto such an unsettling trend in crime.  But since the Mayors office is only interested in organizing HALF BAKED ARTS FESTIVALS and DUMPING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO AN ARTS FACILITY AT A DUSTY OLD BREAD FACTORY, we figured it is our CIVIC DUTY to warn the citizens of the CRIME WAVE engulfing the city.

That said, we will not be covering the “ART SUBCULTURES” of columbus ohio, because MAYOR COLEMAN has that covered… instead we will be covering the RAMPANT DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE that has taken this fine city by storm.  hopefully none of us get murdered by OSU political Science majors functioning as bumbling henchmen for the mayor coleman.  Columbus ohio is no longer safe, and it will not be until the OLD MEDIA continues to follow our lead and EXPOSE the unseen unheard Bloodbath that is taking this town by storm.

Keep watching, and Stay Satan.

A human is dead and his neighbor is in jail after they fought about a few bottles of beer in the parking lot of their apartment complex, some cop said.

Ricardo Perez, 27, died after he was stabbed several times just after 3 a.m. yesterday, said Sgt. Billy Duffer of the Franklin County sheriff’s office.

Perez’s neighbor, Gustavo Altunar Cruz, 35, was arrested shortly after the stabbing and has been charged with aggravated murder.

A deputy’s dog found Cruz hiding under a bush less than a block away. A knife was recovered at the scene.

Duffer gave this account of what happened:

Perez was drinking beer outside his apartment at 4778 Hilton Ave., just south of W. Broad Street, when Cruz cut through the yard and threatened to steal the beer.

The argument turned physical in the parking lot but, Perez eventually went back to his patio to finish his beer, and Cruz left. Cruz subsequently returned a few moments later with a butcher knife.

Perez died at Grant Medical Center.

Perez did not have family in central Ohio, but deputies contacted his mother in Mexico, Duffer said.

He said both men were contract laborers.

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3 responses to “Weedsteeler presents: Columbus Murder Epidemic Week

  1. THE GOSSIP CZAR

    ass the killer adn the victims name to the tag.
    well get good traffic from the death that way.

  2. him in book is not him

    people have been coming in playing which weedsteeler is him.
    him is not palehorse.
    nor is him him.

  3. Pale Horse

    Our identities must never be compromised

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