NFL 2010 Picks Week 3: 0-2 and Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

Yet another wild week and I’m standing 16-15 right now. On the football pool end, I’m doing a lot better but then again there is $$$$$ involved. Anyhow, weird season so far with some shockers at 0-2 (Vikings and Cowboys) and shockers at 2-0 (Steelers, Bucs, Dolhpins, Bears) PICKS!

Bills (0-2) at Patriots (1-1)- Bills have been looking down the barrel of guns since they dropped three consecutive Super Bowls. Pats looked sloppy last week but it’s the Bills this week, so Pats.

Lions (0-2) at Vikings (0-2)- things are looking grim Big Brett. I still think the Vikes can pull this out even though I am really into the idea of a 0-3 Vikings.

Bengals (1-1) at Panthers (0-2)- BATTLE OF THE ZOOOOOOOOO. Really the only battle at the zoo is trying to get away from parents that have like 20000 kids and they all have spilled dipping dots on your white shoes. Bengals

Falcons (1-1) at Saints (*-*)- Interesting game if you like domes. I don’t but I’m going Saints.

Steelers (2-0) at Bucaneers (2-0)- Which team is real? I loved the suffocating defense from the Steelers in the past two weeks AND turnover AND points off special teams. I’ll take the Steelers because I don’t think the Bucs have seen anything like this so far this season.

Browns (0-2) at Ravens (1-1)- remember that people still hold a grudge against the Ravens for leaving Cleveland. I’d be fucking pissed too. It would be like sending your kids to boot camp and they come back mentally retarded.

Titans (1-1) at Giants (1-1)- Here is a question; What happens more frequently; Eli and Vince stringing together a series of good plays or a-a-aa-a-aa- aa st-st- s-t-tttutterer st-st-st-s-tst-strining t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-oge-t-t-t-t-t-t-tttogether a sssss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sentence. I’m going stutterer and then the Titans.

49ers (*-*) at Chiefs (2-0)- crap crap shoot. I’m going Chiefs because I don’t want to think about this any more.

Cowboys (0-2) at Texans (2-0)- Battle of Texas. Laughable Cowboys are going to get fucked up by the Texans. Everything is bigger in TX and those Texans let they nuts hang.

Redskins (1-1) at Rams (0-2)- Redskins in a boring game.

Eagles (1-1) at Jaguars (1-1)- Sick Vick wins for the Eagles. Kolb plays, uh… Jags murder.

Chargers (1-1) at Seahawks (1-1)- These evening games fuck me up real bad. These teams are speaking Chinese to me and I con’t understand what is going on. Chargers.

Raiders (1-1) at Cardinals (1-1)- Do you want depressing before Seasonal Depression sets in and all you can do is change pajamas and drink hot chocolate and liquor? If you’re down to get wicked sick, watch this game. Raiders.

Colts (1-1) at Broncos (1-1)- The Broncos legit think they can win this. Colts

Jets (1-1) at Dolphins (2-0)- One great game that will be on welfare tv. Since it is at home, Dolphins.

Packers (2-0) at Bears (2-0) someone has to lose and Bears, it’s time to die.

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