I have two rounds of picks every week and I can’t keep the shit straight. All I know is that I am in the hunt to win some $$$$ from my pool. If you knuckleheads were smart you would have put a G on the Lions like I said. I was a smart dude and bet double on the Falcons (points). Anyhow, this season is maddening. PICKS!!!!!
Falcons (4-1) at Eagles (3-2) more birds battle and damn, I don’t know. Kolb looked decent and Falcons played tough against the tougher than you think Browns. I’m going Falcons.
Chargers (2-3) at Rams (2-3)- so, when will the Chargers wake up? Theoretically, the Rams are as bad as the Raiders. I don’t think any of that matters, Chargers.
Saints (3-2) at Buccaneers (3-1)- what a mind fuck. This is as fucked up as Mel Gibson’s career. I mean, you cannot fuck with Lethal Weapon but he has been kinda lovingly beyond lunatic cop and on “I’m fitting to don some Bruno Magli’s and get a hackin'” vibe. Really, how hard is it to be rich? Sign me the fuck up. Cop a yacht and let me borrow Khemsurov’s spear gun and you won’t see me. Sun, water, fish. Oh yeah, Saints.
Lions (1-4) at Giants (3-2)- Like the changes of the leaves, Eli grows into his man body once (or twice) a season. Mannish Mann(ing) is back. How long? Who knows? Giants.
Dolphins (2-2) at Packers (3-2)- Rodgers is out, all these other cocksuckers are out for the Pack. Bad sign. Sell that cheese hat. MY HAT IS LIKE A DOLPHIN FIN.
Seahawks (2-2) at Bears (4-1)- Seahawks are traveling east and therefore have their testicles yanked. DA BEARS.
Ravens (4-1) at Patriots (3-1)- Good game on paper. Ravens secondary has very few people to cover with the Moss trade. Ravens run game is heavy. Ravens roll.
Browns (1-4) at Steelers (3-1)- Don’t let the 1-4 record fool you. The Browns are playing hard football. There are a lot of injuries unfortunately. Steel City is going to be buck when Rape-Man dons the Rape Cape and makes your girl disappear. Steelers.
Chiefs (3-1) at Texans (3-2)- Texans are looking suspect and I predict that they will not be ready for what the Chiefs are bringing to the table (guns and meth aka the real party).
Jets (*-*) at Broncos (2-3)- Ravens opened it up on the Broncos and I suspect that the Jets do the same.
Raiders (2-3) at 49ers (0-5)- how long will the Niners go without a win? It ends this week. Dumb mistakes have plagued them this season and the Raiders are still pretty stupid.
Cowboys (1-3) at Vikings (*-*)- Can this end in a double loss? Fuck the both of them. I feel the Vikes are gonna do this one.
Colts (3-2) at Redskins (3-2)- Colts- no run game and injuries. Redskins- pretty much the same. Ew. I’ll take the Colts because Manning is Manning and he will do Manning things.
Titans (3-2) at Jaguars (3-2)- how many yards will Chris Johnson get on the Jags? Their pass D is suspect too. Titans.