COME SAY GOODBYE TO THE OG TRIPLE OG TONIGHT AT PLANKS. HARDEST OUT.
This is not really news… but, Fuck it. we make the news. Ethics and Rules died in 2009 when Old Media died.
The Godfather of bad punk hairstyles / Weightlifter… Glen Danzig takes one for the team. pause.
We here at Weedsteeler hq aka Black CNN-ville know our stuff. What’s good for 2010? We’re here to tell you about the future on some soothsayer type joint. Sit down, get illuminated and get completely dusted on 2010.
1. What to abandon? Indie rock. Yeah, we all want to pretend we have a yacht (V. Weekend), a dressed up lumber jack (G. Bear) or actually put an English degree to use (decemberists). Fraudulent. Ditch it before you get even more clowned on because you are already suspect. In 20 years, your shitty tit sucking kids are going to look at photos of your ass and clown on you. “DAD, you’re dressed like you’ve been getting your dick sucked by Gilligan backstage at a Jimmy Buffett concert.” Hey skipper, fuck off! If you insist on that shit ‘stache, you should just become a cop or doing movies devoted to deep anal. Now’s the time.
2. Many males don’t have foreskin. Ever wonder what it’s like to fuck a bitch with it? http://manhood.mb.ca/ Get familiar. Do you want to die in 2012 and not know? Didn’t think so…
3. Get fat. There probably isn’t anything more gratifying than not giving a shit. Destroy your life. Get huge. Don’t work. Have a Jerry Springer special filmed about you. You’ll hear these fatso’s say being fat sucks and they don’t know what love is and they don’t have a life? Life is shit! Pizza is great! Is there a decision? I’ll see you at the buffet!
STAMFORD — Police have charged a 43-year-old Stamford in-line skater with risk of injury to a minor and assault after an alleged confrontation with a father and his two sons over the right of way on a path in Cove Island Park Monday morning, police said.
The in-line skater, Chris Karamon, 43, of 1307 Hope Street, was charged with risk of injury to a minor, third-degree assault, criminal mischief in the fourth degree, and breach of peace, according to Lt. Sean Cooney of the Stamford Police Department.
Shortly after 9 a.m. Monday, Karamon was skating down the path when he allegedly shouted and cursed at the father that his four-year-old son on a tricycle was in a designated area for in-line skaters, Cooney said.
“Mr. Karamon’s contention is that the four-year-old was on the wrong side of the path,” Cooney said. “But the path is for use by everybody and we can’t have Rollerbladers or anybody cursing out people.”
A short while later Karamon was approaching the family again and collided with the father who shielded his four- and two-year-old sons, Cooney said.
Karamon fell to the ground, and allegedly threw his helmet and water bottle at the father, Cooney said.
Several bystanders called police, Cooney said, and another witness intervened to separate Karamon and the father.
Karamon declined comment when contacted about the incident Tuesday morning.
Karamon was released on $10,000 bond, and is scheduled to appear in state