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Im calling it right now.

Kanye’s new album is going to be where he jumps the shark…

in 6 months he is gonna be the john leguizamo of rap. he should call his new album “the pest”.  home boy has mommy issues, and needs to go away.

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in other news…

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YOU OLD FRUITS

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DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO MAKE MDF MORE FUN

I love the fact that people on the Maryland Deathfest forums are really pulling for the fest organizers to book Andrew WK.  Not sure it would be enough for anyone to have a good time with all the midpaced metal and hairless dudes in their 40’s.

Hilarious guys.

Think I’m going to bump the first album and tear my house up with a Dolphins win tonight.

What the fuck is going on with Maryland Fogey Fest anyway…crossed out bands are fogeys. Starred bands are ones I guess I’d watch.


AUTOPSY
GORGUTS (Canada)
SODOM (Germany) *
OBITUARY
ENTOMBED (Sweden)
POSSESSED
WATAIN (Sweden) *
ASPHYX (Netherlands)
EYEHATEGOD
PENTAGRAM
PESTILENCE (Netherlands)
NAGLFAR (Sweden) *
MALEVOLENT CREATION * (THINK THEY’LL PLAY “IT”?)
CONVERGE (why god why?)
NECROPHOBIC (Sweden)
MELECHESH (Netherlands) *
SINISTER (Netherlands)
INCANTATION
PORTAL (Australia) *
WOLFBRIGADE (Sweden)
HAEMORRHAGE (Spain) *
THE CHASM
COFFINS (Japan)
IMPALED
DECEASED
SADISTIC INTENT
NAZXUL (Australia)
CAPITALIST CASUALTIES *
GRIDLINK
GOROD (France)
CAPTAIN CLEANOFF (Australia) *
ROMPEPROP (Netherlands) *
BIRDS OF PREY
GRIDE (Czech Republic)
INGROWING (Czech Republic) *
FANG
MAGRUDERGRIND
VERBAL ABUSE
STORMCROW
OBLITERATION (Norway)
16
JESUS CRÖST (Netherlands)
MASSGRAVE (Canada)
SULACO
FUCK THE FACTS (Canada)
PUTRESCENCE (Canada)
TOMBS
HOWL

That shit towards the bottom I didn’t forget to star-I really don’t wanna watch those bands. This shit is a mystery to me.

Thank god I’m going to Deathfeast this year, in Europe where people circle pit outside and do the suffo hands to ignorant slam bands (they would never book converge).

Also remember how sick that old dude was in Defeated Sanity, well it’s not cool like that this time around.

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