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NFL Conference 2010 Picks: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Calls For T.J. Houshmandzadeh’s Hands To Be Cut Off Edition


Houshmandzadeh to lose hands….wait, he already lost them. Housh’s final stats; 3-1-1. Three catches. Headbutted once. Dropped the game extending catch.

I went 2-2. Not so hot but coulda been worse, I guess. Anyhow, crazy weekend of sports. Ravens showing there is much room for improvement or at least cap room to clear out their receiving corps. Boldin drop in the end zone!?!? C’mon!!! Forget the now, it’s about next weeeeeeeekkkkkkK!!!!!!

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NFL Wildcard Picks

You may be wondering what does Weedsteeler know about the NFL. I haven’t tallied my win/ loss record this season but betting against the spread I went 151-116-7 to win some $$$. Playoffs are a different beast and here area this weeks PICKS!!!!
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NFL Picks Week 15: Lions Get A Win And All We Get Is A Lyin’ African

Week 14 came and went and was upside down and many teams played like a bunch of bums (Bears, Packers, Broncos, Jets, Vikings, Bengals). Will the bum streak continue? Or will we see some good football in the final three weeks. Only time will tell. In the meantime, PICKS!!!!!
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NFL Picks Week 14: Broncos Up In Flames- RIP Josh McDaniels

The Broncos did it. Fired Josh McDaniels. The same dude who thought it would be a good idea to unleash the new white god, Tim Tebow, on the NFL. YOU TOO WILL DIE ON THE CROSS!!!! Remember, ON A MULE RIDES THE SWINDLER!!!! PICKS!!!!

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NFL WEEK 12 Picks: Vince Young Injuring Fans After Throwing A Temper Tantrum Edition

Kenny Dropknack, long time Titans fan, was on the receiving end of Vince Young’s temper tantrum. Dropknack was struck in the head by Young’s shoulder pads. Dropknack’s caved in head was not a result of being struck.

Week 11. One for the books. Homeboy punching a rapist, Vince Young turning “Take This Job And Shove It”, Santonio making big things happen, Chilly getting fired and there is still one game left tonight!
All I have to say is, I hope you put some real money on the Bills because if you did, you’d be stacking them right now. PICKS!!

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NFL picks 2010 season

Pre-season is under way and I’m jonesin’. These games are shit but it fills that void. It’s like having to watch the Bills play the Lions but it is football. I’ll watch. Fuck it. Anyhow, I’m going to bust it down with some quick season end picks. I don’t recall how well I did last year but hopefully I remember to check at the end of the year after all we are the finest news source in America. My teams are in order of who wins the division and who is garbage.

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NFL Week 666

SEVEN AND SEVEN last week. Ugh. Thanks Browns, Bengals, Jets, Jags and Cowboys for messing up my week. 50-26 overall, dipping under the .500 mark. On to the picks.

Panthers (1-3)/ Bucaneers (0-5)-I’m getting the sinking feeling that in order to punish states that voted Democrat, Fox will air the shittiest NFC games. States that voted Retardlican will receive the good games. Fuck. Panthers.

Browns (1-4)/ Steelers (3-2)- Let’s face it, Mangini is the shit. How this slob gets a job in Cleveland is beyond me. Trades away the two decent offensive players in exchange for Layzie Bone and the Ying Yang Twin with the baby hand. Yet, Browns fans are still in the stands like flies drawn to shit. Kudos Browns fans. Is the winner a question?

Giants (5-0)/ Saints (4-0)- Game of the week. I’m taking the Giants because of their 3-0 road record. I feel that we’ll see them play again in the playoffs.

Ravens (3-2)/ Vikings (5-0)- this game seems somewhat interesting. Ravens defense is slipping. Vikings have the firepower in a geezer and AP. That stupid dome of theirs is going to be loud in this win.

Rams (0-5)/ Jaguars (2-3)- I’m glad the Jags are playing the Rams this week because the Jags so inconsistient that they get destroyed  by shit teams. Rams have the following going for them…. actually Rush Limbaugh is trying to buy them so painkiller endorsements on the way to St. Louis.

Lions (1-4)/ Packers (2-2)- I don’t want to write about this. Pack.

Cheifs (0-5)/ Redskins (2-3)- we’ve got a full on indian war here. Who wins? I can tell you one thing, I would rather be gambling or drinking than gambling on this game and drinking while watching it. Redskins.

Texans (2-3)/ Bengals (4-1)- Texans are the bane of my existence (along with the Cardinals- whenever I pick them to win, they self destruct). I like the Bengals in this though Texans put up big numbers weekly but allow big numbers. Shoot out?

Cardinals (2-2)/ Seahawks (2-3)- Battle of the birds. Who would care? My dad is a closet Seahawks fan (homosexual). Cards win. Sorry dad.

Eagles (3-1)/ Radiers (1-4)- Awwww yeah, west coast bad boys invade Killadelphia. Lock up your daughters and assistant coaches because Tom Cable is coming to kill them. JaMarcus Russel is probably the coolest dude in the NFL. QB rating of like 11 AND STILL STARTS! WTF.com. McNabb shows him how to be a successful QB and then Mike Vick lectures Russel on dog fighting while “winking” the entire time.

Bills (1-4)/ Jets (3-2)- Poor T.O. was lied to when he was duped into being a Bill. All that bum had to do was watch another teams game to see that they suck. Instead T.O. has his own highlight reel playing throughout his house to a soundtrack of shitty smooth jazz. Jets are a little butthurt over their two losses. Rex Ryan turns up the slob factor and pow…the ol slob one two. Leaves you knocked on your back with heartburn.

Titans (0-5)/ Patriots (3-2)- what would have been a good game 12 months ago. Will the racist Titans start “Suicide’? Will it even matter? Patriots win.

Bears (3-1)/ Falcons (3-1)- this is another good game for the NFC. I’m glad it’s the late Sunday game. I never get to watch Atlanta. I’m giving the Falcons the nod because they have been on a bigger roll than the Bears.

Broncos (5-0)/ Chargers (2-2) – Chargers are too busy to show up. They’ve been “bro”ing out, meeting chicks and surfing meanwhile the Broncos have been winning games.

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