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Tax the Witch

Some witches in Romania are warning they’ll cast a bad spell on government officials over new labor laws that will require them to pay taxes on their income.  As of January 1, witches — along with astrologers, fortune tellers, valets and models — are officially named in the classification of professional trades, which means they’ll have to declare their income and pay taxes on it.

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NFL Week One Picks for 2010

It is about time for this to get underway. Short and simple this week because it is the first week. Forget all the time wasting…picks!

Vikings at Saints- should be a no brainer as Farve gets punished. Vikes are missing some of their receiving corp. Petersen can’t do it all. Shoulda stayed retired old boy. You’re gonna have a long season. Don’t forget, this is on Thursday night!!

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NFL picks 2010 season

Pre-season is under way and I’m jonesin’. These games are shit but it fills that void. It’s like having to watch the Bills play the Lions but it is football. I’ll watch. Fuck it. Anyhow, I’m going to bust it down with some quick season end picks. I don’t recall how well I did last year but hopefully I remember to check at the end of the year after all we are the finest news source in America. My teams are in order of who wins the division and who is garbage.

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NFL Week 9: A Bye Week from Heaven?!

Cleveland has a bye. St. Louis has a bye. Buffalo has a bye. Oakland has a bye. Can it be true? A decent weekend of football? Um, maybe not but there is a trifecta of shitty FL teams playing. I’ll post my record later.

Redskins (2-5)/ Falcons (4-3)- ok, this is not a decent game. Skins are walking dead. Falcons need a win. A recent tidbit that I read about the Skins is when they play at home and you bring a sign chastizing the team, you can be removed from the stadium. The NWO may start in DC in the White House but the Skins are brining it to the NFL.

Packers (4-3)/ Buccaneers (0-7)-ok, ok, not a good game either. I’m really sick of the Bucs and their fake tan orange. Can you get any more shitty? Probably not. Packers will win. Why does FL have three football teams when 2.4 of them suck?

Miami (3-4)/ Patriots (5-2)- this game is only interesting because the Dolphins are 3-0 in the conference and 0-4 otherwise. Pats win but I wish that the Dolphins would release their slobs coach pep talk on tape. “Mussolini blah blah blah. Destroy England blah blah. Where’smymotherfuckingcalzone?”

Chiefs (1-6)/ Jaguars (3-4)-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Bad game. Jags bring a win to FL today. Too bad there are literally no Jaguars fans except Somali refugees and they don’t even know what it means to be a “Jag”.

Texans (5-3)/ Colts (7-0)- this game is interesting only because Schuab is a monster but so is Peyton. Colts win in a high scoring shoot-out.

Ravens (4-3)/ Bengals (5-2)-finally, a good game. Ravens finally showed up. Bengals are on the up and down. I’ll give the nod to the Ravens.

Cardinals (4-3)/ Bears (4-3)- are there any two teams that are more incosistient? Bears fans probably want someone’s head to roll over this mediocre season. Is bitch ass Cutler over already? I really hate that dude. I hate Phoenix too. Cards win (I’m going to eat my words, I know).

Lions (1-6)/Seahaws (2-5)- Jesus christ, I thought that having 4 shitty teams with a bye week would finally give NFL fans a great week. I was horribly horribly wrong. Seahawks win in the Bowel Bowl.

Panthers (3-4)/ Saints (7-0)- I don’t think this is a question. I don’t want to write about it anyway.

Titans (1-6)/ 49ers (3-4)- what Vince Young will show up? Who cares? 49ers.

Chargers (4-3)/ Giants (5-3)- two teams in the midst of their typical midseason meltdown. This is a non conference win that both of them need to add legitamacy to their season. Eli’s balls miraculously drop again giving him another chance at post pubescent life. Giants will do this.

Cowboys (5-2)/ Eagles (5-2)- conference showdown alert. I like the Eagles in this only if Mcnabb gets pocket protection. If he gets rushed/ hit in the pocket, Cowboys are gonna roll.

Steelers (5-2)/ Denver (6-1)- the hoax is up Broncos. Ravens exposed you. Steelers do the same. Pass rush pass rush pass rush. Expect a physical game from both teams.

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