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CELEBRATE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY WITH YOUR VERY OWN WEED$TEEL BRAND TUSCON SHOOTER MASKER

celebrate martin luthern king jr. day with your very own Jared Lee Loughner mask. print it out, cut around the edges, and poke holes in the eyes!

a great mask for presidents day too!

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Artist Spotlight: Malevolent Creation

Malevolent Creation has been writing death metal jams since the late 80’s. They play Florida influenced death metal. I stand by the first two albums as not landmark albums but rather meat and potatoes type of death metal. The first two definetly have numerous memorable songs, in all honesty I haven’t heard anything past the 3rd album.

As a band, they are known for three big things. First, Dan Seagrave artwork. If you know anything about 90’s death metal, you know that if you had Seagrave on board, you would sell units. The first three albums, each on Roadrunner, feature Seagrave work.

Second, after they left Roadrunner the band made a major misstep. They signed with Crash and eventually Pavement which are known to be the Koch of the metal world. With that misstep came the dropping of the “n-bomb” on the album, Eternal in the song “They Breed.” Who fucking knows what they were thinking? Here is an interview where they get fucked with and certainly don’t do any favors for themselves.

Third, the guitarist, Phil Fasciana went to the news with a story that he killed a crackhead who was attempting to hold up a store. Well, it was a lie. I’ve seen plenty of crackheads who can’t even afford shoe laces so what one was doing with two guns is anyone’s guess.

Malevolent Creation will play at the Billiard Club 911 Dublin Granville Rd on Monday 8/30. Doors are at 6 and it costs $6! Maybe if you bring some crackheads to the show Phil will kill them?

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Well, which is it?

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WHEN DID COLUMBUS BECOME CINCINNATI?

this just came across our desk in new york from the columbus office:

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i guess the names are public record but i dont know who these guys are so im blurring it out and its none of my biz*EDIT* who am i kidding we love the controversy!

… but really?

and the city has issue with club ice? in our monday  morning conference call we will be discussing forwarding this info to mayor colemens people something needs to be done about bourbons street if thsi is the sort of thing that goes on there now.

i mean really?

is this sort of behavior acceptable?

****link to THE VICTIMS FREINDS BEHAVING LIKE WHITETRASH IN THE COMMENT SECTION*******

****SOME EXCITING DEVELOPMENTS*********

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human remains as contemporary art

A human skull and crossbones, valued at up to $20,000, won’t appear at a Christie’s auction Friday after another party claimed rights to the remains, the auction house announced. Yale University’s secret Order of Skull and Bones used the skull and crossbones as a ballot box, Christie’s said in its advertisement of the item in an auction catalogue. The auction house estimates the 19th century ballot box is worth between $10,000 and $20,000.

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JAY ELECTRONICA BRINGS DIDDY AND THIS JUSTIN ON STAGE

WOMP WOMP

saw this over at doenwaiting…..

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NFL Week 11: Fuckin’ Assholes Are People Too

I’m doing this a day early because I have some free time and there is no way that the Browns are going to win tonight. Thems the breaks. I’ll tally my record later but again, it is atrocious. Picks….

Dolphins (4-5)/ Panthers (4-5)- Thursday night game…fuck off. Dolphins.

Steelers (6-3)/ Chiefs (2-7)- I’ve been taking classes at Otterbein and lemme tell you something… that shit compared to OSU is like this game. There are no bums at Otterbein and there are no bums on the Steelers team. That organization is some nice shit. Chiefs are run down, piss stained High St. They suck. It could be I’m a jaded asshole from working on High St. for a zillion years but seriously? It’s a dump ass wasteland.

Browns (1-8)/ Lions (1-8)- this is the High St bum. Somedays, when I have feelings, I think these guys get a bad rap. Then someone will take a shit in the stairwell of work and all bets are off. This game will be on my shitty tv. I’m off on Sunday. I’m going to cave my own skull in. Lions?

Saints (9-0)/ Buccaneers (1-8)-  Again, dumpy team plays a killer team. If this were a movie, it would be Beauty and the Beast with the ending of a suicide. Scratch that,  I was watching the news today and they interviewed that lady who had her face ripped off by a chimp. That is as fucked up as this game. That lady has to live without hands, eyes, and a face for the rest of her life.  The Bucs will be around forever as well, at least until 2012, when we all will die. Saints.

Falcons (5-4)/ Giants (5-4)- two teams that need a win. Remember those horny ass nerds in high school that would lie about ignorant ass shit to try and impress a girl? They needed laid or beat up. Throw that geek a fuck or beat the shit out of him to shut him up. Giants get laid, Falcons get beat up.

Bills (3-6)/ Jaguars (5-4)- this game has as much implication on the NFL as the Octo-mom has on real life. FML. FNFL. Jaguarssss muuuuuuurrrrrrrddddaaahhh.

49ers (4-5) Packers (5-4)- TWO TEAMS FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES LIKE THEY TERMINAL. PACKERS.

Seahaws (3-6)/ Vikings (8-1)- why is this game happening? Vikings.

Colts (9-0)/ Ravens (5-4)- some dumb ass reporter will bring up the rivalry from like WWII when the Colts left Baltimore for Indianapolis. Shut the fuck up. No one was even alive then to care. Colts.

Redskins (3-6)/ Cowboys (6-3)- Cowboys v. Indians again! Let’s ditch these stereotypes or introduce a Taliban themed team. Cowboys.

Cardinals (6-3)/ Rams (1-8)- CHHHHRRRIIIISTTT,this game is more annoying than “Beat Michigan” week. Cards.

Bengals (7-2)/ Raiders (2-7)- good news non-cable havers- this will be the second game on Channel 10. THIS IS WHAT I CAN LOOK FORWARD TO. My Sunday is the equivalent of going to a palm reader and them telling me I have AIDS or in other words, being in the new Final Destination Infinity: Real Life Shit.

Chargers (6-3)/ Broncos (6-3)- a decent game with divisional implications. I would watch it but Cinci is playing and it will be aired instead of this game. I’m going Chargers because I’m real good at making bad choices.

Jets (4-5)/ Patriots (6-3)- slob v slob mastermind aka battle of ill fitting clothed men with lumpy bodies (nh). Pats.

Eagles (5-4)/ Bears (4-5)- I saw this .gif of Cutler getting hit in the face by a ref on accident. It was really funny. That dude… goddamn, I do not like him kinda like I don’t like my neighbor because he looks like Pete Wentz. Eagles.

Titans (3-6)/ Texans (5-4)- I don’t want to write about this but I expect the Texans to shred the Titans.

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CLASSIC MERCHANDISING BLOOPERS

Its always fun to pop by a shop that carries your shit and see howe it looks in the store.

And its even better when you end up next to something like this fornicator tee!

this has gotta be the best placement ive ever gotten….

Here is the classic shot….

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