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Weedsteeler presents: Columbus Murder Epidemic Week

As any of our “Loyal” readers already knows, The weedsteeler staff, has had an abnormal amount of coverage on the current “Murder Epidemic” in Columbus Ohio.  I am sure our readers are asking themselves “why do these jokers keep writing about these stupid murders?  all we want is weird animated gifs and unlistenable internet rap…”.  Well i honestly could not answers such a confusing question, and i don’t know if i agree with shining a light onto such an unsettling trend in crime.  But since the Mayors office is only interested in organizing HALF BAKED ARTS FESTIVALS and DUMPING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO AN ARTS FACILITY AT A DUSTY OLD BREAD FACTORY, we figured it is our CIVIC DUTY to warn the citizens of the CRIME WAVE engulfing the city.

That said, we will not be covering the “ART SUBCULTURES” of columbus ohio, because MAYOR COLEMAN has that covered… instead we will be covering the RAMPANT DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE that has taken this fine city by storm.  hopefully none of us get murdered by OSU political Science majors functioning as bumbling henchmen for the mayor coleman.  Columbus ohio is no longer safe, and it will not be until the OLD MEDIA continues to follow our lead and EXPOSE the unseen unheard Bloodbath that is taking this town by storm.

Keep watching, and Stay Satan.

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DRUG TOPICS aka WHOLE HOG

just picked up the edition of 1000 from our printers.

it is available for pick up in nyc starting tonight, and will be available in columbus next weekend at milk bar used kids L.O.D. embassy lady bird  sole classics and wexner center shortly there after.

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MARCH CSBYS MAGAZINE

so i guess wordpress dot com doesnt support this…….click the jimmy payne link below to see the newest issue of columbus sucks monthly and read my monthly column…..

oh shiiijjjt! thanks to jimi payne for hippnig me to this program!

digital versions of all my zines will be avialble shortyly!

whop whop!

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ANOTHER DEATH RATTLE FOR OLD MEDIA….

so if you are one of our over 5000 daily readers, you know that we have a long standing beef with a certain local publication, who am i kidding we got beef with tons of publications, local, national, and international.

cheifly ART FORUM MAGAZINE 

(shouts to baldessari)

 

ok im getting distracted.

last week columbus realesed its first and only alt. newspaper.

jimmy payne scanned it. click to read the rest of it including my article on how big of babies the people from vice magazine are.

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