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YOU OLD FRUITS

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THIS WEEK IN CIGARS: ALEC BRADLEY

generely i smoke the la flor domincana maduro 700.

these jauwnts used to knock me on my ass…..like i mean i couldnt do the whole jauwnt in one sitting….if i cant hit the mall though ill hit up europia and cop the thing that flys out the humidor…the name escapes me but its real real nice, get at me in he short north for the name….ill prob have one in hand…..

yesterday i copped one of these ed hardy looking things, and its kinda nice…..so holler at alec bradley, weed steeler co-singed.

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DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO MAKE MDF MORE FUN

I love the fact that people on the Maryland Deathfest forums are really pulling for the fest organizers to book Andrew WK.Β  Not sure it would be enough for anyone to have a good time with all the midpaced metal and hairless dudes in their 40’s.

Hilarious guys.

Think I’m going to bump the first album and tear my house up with a Dolphins win tonight.

What the fuck is going on with Maryland Fogey Fest anyway…crossed out bands are fogeys. Starred bands are ones I guess I’d watch.


AUTOPSY
GORGUTS (Canada)
SODOM (Germany) *
OBITUARY
ENTOMBED (Sweden)
POSSESSED
WATAIN (Sweden) *
ASPHYX (Netherlands)
EYEHATEGOD
PENTAGRAM
PESTILENCE (Netherlands)
NAGLFAR (Sweden) *
MALEVOLENT CREATION * (THINK THEY’LL PLAY “IT”?)
CONVERGE (why god why?)
NECROPHOBIC (Sweden)
MELECHESH (Netherlands) *
SINISTER (Netherlands)
INCANTATION
PORTAL (Australia) *
WOLFBRIGADE (Sweden)
HAEMORRHAGE (Spain) *
THE CHASM
COFFINS (Japan)
IMPALED
DECEASED
SADISTIC INTENT
NAZXUL (Australia)
CAPITALIST CASUALTIES *
GRIDLINK
GOROD (France)
CAPTAIN CLEANOFF (Australia) *
ROMPEPROP (Netherlands) *
BIRDS OF PREY
GRIDE (Czech Republic)
INGROWING (Czech Republic) *
FANG
MAGRUDERGRIND
VERBAL ABUSE
STORMCROW
OBLITERATION (Norway)
16
JESUS CRΓ–ST (Netherlands)
MASSGRAVE (Canada)
SULACO
FUCK THE FACTS (Canada)
PUTRESCENCE (Canada)
TOMBS
HOWL

That shit towards the bottom I didn’t forget to star-I really don’t wanna watch those bands. This shit is a mystery to me.

Thank god I’m going to Deathfeast this year, in Europe where people circle pit outside and do the suffo hands to ignorant slam bands (they would never book converge).

Also remember how sick that old dude was in Defeated Sanity, well it’s not cool like that this time around.

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