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Community gossip.

A man from a community known as ‘Russia’ in Old Harbour, St Catherine, who only three days ago sported a head full of natty dreadlocks, has become the joke of the town after he was held down at gun point and trimmed for money he owed.

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It’s 2010 and I don’t have a flying skateboard

but you can buy a sex robot.

Billed as a world first, Roxxxy the sex robot made here debut in front of adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

The life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.

The anatomically-correct robot has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but can’t walk or independently move its limbs.

Robotic movement is built into “the three inputs” and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.

Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.

Roxxxy will chat with her flesh-and-blood mate, and touching her elicits comments varying according to personalities.

She is wirelessly linked to the Internet for software updates, technical support and to send her man email messages.

People can customize “true companion” personalities and then share the programs with others online on the company’s website, according to Hines.

Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.

“I had a friend who passed away in 9/11,” Hines said. “I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion.”

Anyone else see a striking resemblance to Monica Lewinsky?

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Destroying Your Life: Blockbuster Employee Edition

Aaron Seibers Stabs Himself So He Doesn’t Have To Work At Blockbuster

An Edgewater man has admitted to stabbing himself in the leg Monday night because he didn’t want to go to work.

Aaron Seibers, 29, reported that he was stabbed on his way to work, a Blockbuster Video Store on Sheridan Boulevard.

He claimed that three skinheads or Hispanic males dressed in black tried to rob him and stabbed him in the lower left leg.

After reporting the stabbing at his job, he was taken to Saint Anthony’s Hospital.

The Denver Channel reports:

Investigators reviewed surveillance video taken at a nearby business that failed to show an attack where Siebers claimed it had happened.

The Denver Post reports that after the man was released from the hospital, detectives confronted him with evidence that conflicted with his changing stories about the attack.

At that point, Siebers confessed and told them he stabbed himself because he didn’t want to go to work, said the police spokesman.

Siebers had taken a bus from Denver to the Blockbuster store in Edgewater. The surveillance video from the Target store showed him walking from the bus stop to the store without any indication he was suffering from a deep stab wound.

Seibers was arrested and charged with false reporting and obstructing a police officer.

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