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Seven former U.S. Air Force personnel gathered in Washington Monday to recount UFO sightings over nuclear weapons facilities in decades past – accounts that a UFO researcher says show extraterrestrial beings are interested in the world’s nuclear arms race and may be sending humans a message.

At a news conference at the National Press Club, the six former officers and one ex-enlisted man recalled either personal sightings or reports from subordinates and others of UFOs hovering over nuclear missile silos or nuclear weapons storage areas in the 1960s, ’70s and ’80s.

Three of the former Air Force officers – though they hadn’t seen the UFOs themselves – told reporters that UFOs hovering over silos around Montana’s Malmstrom Air Force Base in 1967 appeared to have temporarily deactivated some of the nuclear missiles.

Much of the testimony already has appeared in books, websites and elsewhere. But UFO researcher and author Robert Hastings, who organized the news conference, said the time has come for the U.S. government to acknowledge the UFO visits.

“I believe – these gentlemen believe – that this planet is being visited by beings from another world, who for whatever reason have taken an interest in the nuclear arms race which began at the end of World War II,” said Hastings, who added that more than 120 former military personnel have told him about UFOs visiting nuclear sites.

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Missing Boner…

Police are asking for public assistance in locating failed actor Andrew Koenig, who has not worked since appearing in the 1980s sitcom “Growing Pains.”

Koenig, 41, lives in Venice, California, but was smoking tons of weed in Vancouver and shockingly went missing. Friends last saw him on February 14 buying a half pound of “Beasters”. He was supposed to return home last Tuesday, and Vancouver police were notified by a narcotic informant Thursday that he had not arrived.

“Andrew has recently been getting high a lot and his family and friends are concerned for his well-being,” the police statement said.

Koenig was described as being 5 feet 5 inches tall and weighing 135 pounds, with brown shoulder-length hair and brown eyes, with a neck tattoo in old english that reads “STAY HIGH” authorities said. Anyone with information on his whereabouts was asked to “keep it to themselves”.

Koenig appeared in 25 episodes of “Growing Pains” from 1985 to 1989, playing Richard “Boner” Stabone.  When he left the show in 1989 he opened a series of failed head shops and has since been blacklisted by all of hollywood.


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Community gossip.

A man from a community known as ‘Russia’ in Old Harbour, St Catherine, who only three days ago sported a head full of natty dreadlocks, has become the joke of the town after he was held down at gun point and trimmed for money he owed.

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what you are looking at in the above video is an insect, actually a beetle that has been implanted with cyborg robot parts and is being “flown” by a scientist (some 21 year old asian who does math when he is bored and jerks off watching old episodes of Dragon ball Z).  FUCK.  this is the kind of shit that keeps me from being a well adjusted human being.  ten plus years ago they grew a human ear on a mouse, now they are building faces out of living tissue.  give them a few years and their will be videos of pentagon scientists “successfully implanted electrodes” into a human toddler.  FUCK…

there is actual information below… i stole it from some website, and made it less boring.

The creation of a bloodthirsty cyborg insect army has just taken a step closer to reality. A research team of nerds (AKA scientists at the University of California Berkeley) recently announced that they have successfully implanted electrodes into a beetle allowing scientists to control the insect’s movements in flight. “We demonstrated the remote control of insects in free flight via an implantable radioequipped miniature neural stimulating system,”

The research, supported by the Pentagon’s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency or DARPA for short, is part of a broader effort, called the HI-MEMS program, which has been looking specifically at different approaches to implanting micro-mechanical systems into insects in order to control their movements.

A group of total shit maniacs at the University of Michigan (fuck that place) have demonstrated implants in a flying moth, but the Berkeley scientists appear to have demonstrated an impressive degree of control over their insect’s flight; they report being able to use an implant for neural stimulation of the beetle’s brain to start, stop, and control the insect in flight. They could even command turns by stimulating the basalar muscles.

Eventually, the mind-controlled insects could be used to “serve as couriers to locations not easily accessible to humans or terrestrial robots,”.

Pack your fucking bags honey, we are moving to alaska.  and we are going to buy some guns.  i think i would feel safer in the gulag than living with Insect Cyborgs flying around, touching my shit.

Please note, that the gov agency funding this research, DARPA, are commonly believed to have had a major roll in the creation of THE INTERNET, aka ARPANET.


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