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stole this from cnn

Grand Rapids, M@#$%$#n (CNN) — I saw someone at the airport the other day who really caught my eye. Her beautiful, long blond hair was braided back a la Bo Derek in the movie “10” (or for the younger set, Christina Aguilera during her “Xtina” phase). Her lips were pink and shiny from the gloss, and her earrings dangled playfully from her lobes.

You can tell she had been vacationing somewhere warm, because you could see her deep tan around her midriff thanks to the halter top and the tight sweatpants that rested just a little low on her waist. The icing on the cake? The word “Juicy” was written on her backside.

Yeah, that 8-year-old girl was something to see alright. … I hope her parents are proud. Their daughter was the sexiest girl in the terminal, and she’s not even in middle school yet.

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REX RYAN – BIGFATPIECEOFSHITBELLY HANGINGOVERTHEBELT STRIKES AGAIN!


Ihaveprettyfeet’s Alt.com profile, a couple from Elliot City, lists “his” birthday as August 31st, 1963 (Michelle’s B-day) and “her” birthday as December 13th 1962 (Rex’s B-day). She is listed as a homemaker with a master’s degree.

This gem is the profile description: “My wife is a knockout, she has tiny tits but 2 inch nipples, and she has a hairy blounde pussy. She has perfect size 5 feet for you foot lovers and a great ass! I love womens feet and want to watch my wife take a big one in all 3 holes! “

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DYLAN TAYLOR-LEHMAN INTERVIEWS SEVARED RECORDS’ BARRETT AMISS III

The following interview will be published in the forthcoming Wormhole Collective Zine #3.  Please contact Dylan at dylantaylorlehman@hotmail.com for previous issues and information about future releases.

Just wanted to make a quick editors note that Barrett has been a class act at every metal event I have been to, offering great prices and customer service.  He will gladly explain which releases are current, “most brutal” or plain “sick”- like a death metal encyclopedia in the flesh.  His passion and business acumen for a genre that is not readily accepted by the mainstream is an inspiration.  Even if you are not familiar with the world of brutal death metal, take a look at the interview below and see what dedication means.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU SHIT MANIACS



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IN OTHER SPORTS “NEWS”

shouts to Shamalam

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‘9/11 was an inside job’: Full speech by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at UN

By ALI AKBAR DAREINI, WEEDSTEELER LA RAZA Affiliate – Thu Sep 23, 7:19 pm ET

Ahmadinejad said there was a theory that “some segments within the US government orchestrated the attack to reverse the declining American economy and its grips on the Middle East in order also to save the Zionist regime.

“The majority of the American people as well as other nations and politicians agree with this view,” he said.

PJ Crowley, the US assistant secretary of state, told W.L.R the statement was “totally outrageous”.

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MACYS BABY MACYS BABY

WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, DOWNLOAD THE CAM’RON & UN MIXTAPE HEAT IN HERE VOL 1.

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