Are you sick of Old Media sucking the dicks of the highest paying advertisers in the form of a year end list? well, so am i. don’t get me wrong, i love good jaw as much as the next guy. Being the diabolical hater that i am, there is nothing i hate more than knowing someone else is getting their dick sucked, even if i am getting head myself. So instead of letting Old Media have all the fun, the weedsteeler staff just got a glass of water and are ready to, well, umm… i guess the picture says it all…
List after the jump.
As any of our “Loyal” readers already knows, The weedsteeler staff, has had an abnormal amount of coverage on the current “Murder Epidemic” in Columbus Ohio. I am sure our readers are asking themselves “why do these jokers keep writing about these stupid murders? all we want is weird animated gifs and unlistenable internet rap…”. Well i honestly could not answers such a confusing question, and i don’t know if i agree with shining a light onto such an unsettling trend in crime. But since the Mayors office is only interested in organizing HALF BAKED ARTS FESTIVALS and DUMPING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO AN ARTS FACILITY AT A DUSTY OLD BREAD FACTORY, we figured it is our CIVIC DUTY to warn the citizens of the CRIME WAVE engulfing the city.
That said, we will not be covering the “ART SUBCULTURES” of columbus ohio, because MAYOR COLEMAN has that covered… instead we will be covering the RAMPANT DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE that has taken this fine city by storm. hopefully none of us get murdered by OSU political Science majors functioning as bumbling henchmen for the mayor coleman. Columbus ohio is no longer safe, and it will not be until the OLD MEDIA continues to follow our lead and EXPOSE the unseen unheard Bloodbath that is taking this town by storm.
Keep watching, and Stay Satan.