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ARMENIAN POLICE FORCES CRACK DOWN ON EMO


(Weedsteeler Europe) – Police officers in Armenia, a former republic of the Soviet Union, have begun cracking down on the epidemic of angst-ridden punk-rock commonly referred to as “emo“.  The music has been deemed a threat to young people’s welfare and “our gene pool”, said Armenian Chief of Police Alik Sarkisian.

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No Mentoring

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when rappers fall off…

when B.o.B’s first mixtape came out, shawn gave it to me and i pretty much listened to it all the time…  at some point i stopped listening to it and forgot about it… anyway.  B.o.B now has some sort of pop hit or something… i dunno, i saw his album was out and downloaded it… ten minutes later i deleted it.. that mix tape was pretty amazing, kinda my first taste of the so called “new atlanta”…  im thinking kids who grew up listening to too much outkast and too much young jeezy, not enough DJ UNK, not enough DJ Monté, not enough D4L… etc etc…

the best thing that atlanta has done for rap is making it socially acceptable to have bizzzzare ad-libs (jeezy? gucci?)  anyway, this song has tons of ad-libs of someone just saying “Oh-Kay” after every line, for whatever reason that blows my mind…

here are someother songs….

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Come Christmas Shop with Me.

Like all my fellow staffers here at WEEDSTEELER.COM, I am a huge supporter of our great capitalist govermental system and all of the wonderful things that come along with it.  these days most 20 somethings either spend there time sucking down poppers and experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation in a dark dorm room, or hanging out at food not bombs meetings with 30 year old “punks” who manage a suburban pizza hut.  This type of behavior and mind set forces the youth of today to miss out on the greatest thing that has happened to america since than Marlon Brando…  That being Mass Consumerism.  Why spend your early twenties collecting canned goods (excluding canned truffles, if you took that to a food drive you should be a staff writer here at weedsteeler.com) and rebelling against the fact that your parents bought you a VW when you turned 16 and your probably gonna inherit that lake house your “asshole” dad bought last year.  if there was ever a time of year that do-gooder activists miss out on, it is christmas.

Instead of making out with half wit art school girl with some serious “daddy issues” complaining that your father might get you a new computer, and how that is not gonna fix all the fucked up shit he did when you were a kid.  You need to make the holidays work for you.  Go hard this holiday season, rack up some serious credit card debt (3000.00 and under does not count, make like you have a serious learning disorder and aim for 10 Gs). you are probably to much of a pussy to rack up over 10K this holiday season, but i will try and help you get your numbers up

First things first, get a credit card.  chances are you have one but hide it so nobody knows.  if you don’t have one you have two options, get one from your parents… either borrow one, or better yet “borrow” it with out asking.   If your parents are dead broke then your best bet is to lurk around kinkos until some yuppie forgets his card.  when he walks out, hit the green button, scoop the  card, and DON”T GET CAUGHT.

Second.  call off work… fuck that, quit your job.  your job  sucks it keeps getting in the way of doing the shit that you should be doing.

Third.  Go to the air port and buy an airplane ticket to new york.  there is no better feeling than buying a airline ticket at the airport hours before you fly.  (if you were dumb enough to steal a kinkos credit card AND try and buy a airline ticket with it, you are gonna be spending some time in the metal klink).  make sure you get there early, no later than 8:30  fly at around 9:30 and have a return flight at 6 or 7.

fourth.  take a cab to midtown (5th ave and 57th) make sure it is a fancy new cab with a credit card machine.  don’t tip.

fifth. start shopping.  the only rules here are, for every gift you buy for someone else, buy two for yourself..  for example, if you buy your mom a wallet at fendi get your self a pocket coke mirror with the logo on it and an ugly silk scarf.  you get the idea.  unless you are five years old you never get shit you want for christmas anyway, so buy it for yourself.  extra points for wrapping all that stuff up with your name and “from santa” on it and putting it under the tree.  seeing the look on your little brothers face when you get three times as many presents as him is gonna be worth going to debters prison when you are 35.

sixth.  if you must, take a cab to soho and do some more shopping, but i do not recommend it.  you will have to deal with a shop girl who turns into a cocaine bloodhound after eight P.M., and “poor people brands” midtown is better cus all the employees are fifty plus gay men who will suck your dick if you buy them a cup of coffee.   the choice is yours, don’t say i didn’t warn you.

seventh.  buy a duffle bag and stuff it full of your loot, and catch a cab to the airport.

thats about it.  Chances are that you have now experienced the most addictive drug of all it is called “living beyond your means” damn it feels good.  keep it kvlt, and keep chasing that HIGH.

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Arab Drifting

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